This really isn't updated daily.
I just wanna make everything starts with a 'D'.
This is just a collection of words, quotes, phrases etc. that I encounter in life, websites, animes, lol etc.
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Monday, August 29, 2005
Fonts? ^^
Situation : During assembly. Kennedy : ... dipersilakan Terence (?) dari 6 AS 2 untuk ... The Malay guy beside me : Huh? AF 2? 6 AS 2 = Class Acronym for 6 Atas Sains II AF 2 = Akademi Fantasia II haha.. a bad case of too much TV ^^
Situation : Me, busy and hardworkingly copying unfinished homeworks on the first day of school. Ah Kuan : eh? what is this? Geography? Me : yeahs... haven't done a bit. Now start copying. Ah Kuan : Whose? Kah Ling? Me : haha.. yalarr.. who else this hardworking? ( not in a what.. sacrastic way) Ah Kuan : oh... hm.. your handwrittings looks almost the same leh.. Me : hm? wha? no larz. Mine is so messy and untidy. Cannot compare with Kah Ling's. Ah Kuan : Almost the same larr.. Actually kan, if you sit beside sumone, your handwritting are most likely to be the same as that person. Me : hurrzz.. no ler.. my handwritting has always been like that ler.. only this year then I sit next to her and.. ( interuptted ) Ah Kuan : nah, take me for example. Like my maths, my handwrittings have become smaller since sit beside you. Me : haha. What, save paper? hahaha Kinda think of it... That time, I actually thought she was going to use some example like sumone she knew long time ago.. but turns out it was me. haa.. the save paper thing? It is becoz I tried really hard to squeeze in every maths question on one piece of paper. Coz examination pads is expensive oh.. Im not rich like them.. one paper = 2-3 questions. Me? 1 paper = 8+ questions. haha
Situation : Im all packed up and ready to head home. Waiting school bell to rang. Ah Kuan 'inspecting' my file'scover - 6 of Azuzephre's art. 5 of them are Pon & Zi. Ah Kuan : (sed sumthing about Pon looks like a cartoon at 7pm, TV 3, Mon - Thurz) Me : hurmz... think not gua. Ah Kuan : The artist is Japanese? (Coz there was one Pon & Zi with words in Japanese) Me : Nupe. He's from the States. Ah Kuan : Not nice also. 'mou ngan chu gehh' (er.. no pupils?). Only colouring nice. Me : (obviously a bit offended coz Azuzephre's is one of my favourite artist.) not nice meh.. Then, it got the attention of our Maths teacher, Tan. He came nearer for a good look at the file. Teacher : You draw em? Me : haha.. no larhz.. print from web. Ah Kuan : Ehhh?!? Not drawn by you? Thats not what you said to me just now wor! (Lei cheng wah ng hai gum gong worr) Me (looks at her in a lei-mou-lai-dak-chou-lai-wor look) : Wahhhh... Tay : Honestly, it really does looks like it's drawn yourself. (gong zan, zan hai hou chi qi gie wak de) Ah Kuan : Who sed? Sharon's one nicer lerr. This one 'mou ngan chu gehh'! Me : No mah... like this is better.. Coz cannot tell whether it is male or female. Tay : em hai, em hai! Listen! 'hai lei wak geh, mai lei wak ge lorr~~ you yiu wah em hai geh' Ah Kuan : mai hai lorhh! gon him hui zhou meh yeh? Tay : hai lorr~ ngo chui lau goh chung yan em lou sat ge lorhz. hahaha. ming ming hai, you wah em hai Me (looks at him) : haha, gum tim hou? hahaha Haha.. funny ler. Sed my arts are better than Azu's. haha.. dunno happy or upset. ^^ I guess even art is in the eye of the beholder~ ^^
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Friday, August 26, 2005
IQ Test?
Shuk Yin : Doraemon met Hello Kitty. Doraemon greets Hello Kitty. Why Hello Kitty doesn't greet back? Ah Kuan : er.. coz Hello Kitty's name got the word 'Hello'? ( ^^ nice try) Answer : Coz Hello Kitty has no mouth.. so, cannot greet back. haha
Shuk Yin : Then (dunno who) greet Doraemon. Why doesn't Doraemon react/ greet back? Lee : Coz Doraemon has no hands! eh.. er.. no fingers! Tay : eh eh!! coz Doraemon has no ears! tadaa~ bingo. Tay : Of coz wak~ Doraemon's die hard fans. (then talks abt Doraemon's stuffs.. like wow. even i forgotten abt them...)
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Friday, August 19, 2005
Equator Coffee
Situation : I brought Fruit Plus mango flavoured candies today.Lee took one and Siau Man followed. Siau Man (To Lee) : ei? Mango? good or not goh..!? *pops it into mouth* Siau Man : wow! Hou yau Equator geh 'feel'! (filled with the feeling of Equator) Coz she sed the mango candy tastes just like Equator's mango juice sumtin that costs RM 6.haha..yeah, like wows.5 cents to replace RM 6
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Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Situation : Ah Kuan wanna borrow my stapler. Ah Kuan : You got clip? (holding out a stack of papers) Me : Huh? You mean stapler? Ah Kuan : oO? Same larhzz! haha, why? you call it stapler ah? Me : yeahs. *She hands it back to me, finish use already* (puts it on the table and looked at me) Ah Kuan : Say what? Me : huh? oh! hahaha, Thank you!!! (em goi!!!) Ah Kuan : 'Guai laaak~' got manners. haha yeah, the stapler is mine. so.. yeah, damn funny. haha
Situation : Shuk Yin wanna borrow Ah Su's glue. Shuk Yin : eh? Lee Vun Hui, you got bring glue to school one?? Lee Vun Hui (Lee) : No ah.. It's Ah Su's. Shuk Yin : borrow eh Lee : eh.. you cry first! cry then i borrow. Shuk Yin : yehhh.... Lee : (looks at Ah Su) you wanna see Shuk Yin cry, right? she cry then u'll borrow to her, right? right? Ah Su : (dunno agree or not look) er.. *Shuk Yin pretending to cry (makin crying noises)* Shuk Yin : already lor.. borrow eh.. Lee & Siau Man : what ah? cant hear~ *Making the crying noises again* Lee : sounds like sumone pooping. (shitting) *all laughed, including Shuk Yin* Actually I also wondered... does Shuk Yin ever cries? I mean.. not when childhood times larh.. Coz like no matter what... she's always laffing like a crazy person. i dunno. make ppl feel happy? haha. kay lah. i wont be that depress for other ppl's sake also! =)
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Monday, August 15, 2005
Anonymous
English Lessons?
Ah Kuan suddenly asked me : What means by 'Fucking Hurt'? Situation - Ah Kuan's conversation with her friend (guy) Ah Kuan : How are you and your girlfriend? Guy : Break up already. Sighs.. so fucking hurt. Ah Kuan : Huh? Fuck until hurt? (Fuck dou hou hurt?) haha.. so cute larhz~ =)
Ah Kuan : How to say 'hung' in English? Me : huh? [o_O]er.. girl or boy?( Coz guy's can be called chest mah..) Ah Kuan : Of coz girl's ge larhz! Boys have no 'hung'! Me : haha... (Does she really expect me to say that out loud in the class??) *Looks at her* By the look in her eyes.. i guess it is a yes. She's damn serious! Me :(shy)breast... (as soft as possible) Ah Kuan : oO.. breast... How to spell? (Wows. haha.. then i spelt it for her. Shocking.)
Ah Kuan : Then what is guy's that part call in English? waHH!!! she's really serious eh! o_O Me : er... er.. (sweat).. .. dick..? (obviously too soft until she cant hear) Tay : got many names ge lar.. can say 'cock' also~ <---- My HERO!!! Me : (relaxed a bit) haha.. yeah.. can say dick lar.. cock lar.. penis lar.. Ah Kuan : oOoo... so many eh.. then ash leh? Me : Ash? er.... debu?? (surprised why the topic change to this) Ah Kuan : Then why last time I watch the porn movies, there say ash geh? Me : o_O !! er.. ash... 'h' or 's'? Ah Kuan : oO? ei, Lee Vun Hui, last time tat one movie oh, the 'ash' is 'h' or 's'? Lee : huh? Ash? Malaysian Idol's Ash? *haha* Lee : not 'h' ah.. 's' lar.... it's 'ass'. Ah Kuan : oOoo.. see wrongly gua. Tay : Hey, you know or not? At the place where Siau Man got her tattoo eh.. there got a poster. The poster is a picture of a cock ( real cock.. as in not boy's body part). And then the cock has pierced earrings and stuffs. Then I was like wondering what is with the picture... until i figured out that they have services to pierce body parts! - which is non other than the guy's private part! (Actually he is laughing so hard while he's saying it that until tat is all I can make out of his words) Me : ... oo.. pierce there.. who see leh? Tay : .. dunno... hahaha (laffing away) (Haha.. damn weird lah.. pierce there, painful and no one knows beside themselves also. haha. weird world.)
Situation - Was talking about those chinese proverbs thingy. Example : Yan San Yan Hoi ( People Mountain People Sea?) haha.. Meaning : Many people. Tay : haaa... Those people from long long time ago oh, so clever eh? Can create these 4 words sayings~ Shuk Yin : Clever? Stupid lah! Need to use so long words to express what they want! This proves that they dunno how to express themselves! (in an imitating voice) Berdasarkan eksperimen ini, saya membuat kesimpulan bahawa orang zaman dulu adalah sangat buduh! Tak tahu macam mana 'biu dat chi gi'! (hahaha... aint that true also? haha)
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Sunday, August 14, 2005
On 13th August 2005 (Saturday) 19:36:34
Anonymous tagged : i hate u!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, August 13, 2005
=) blog created on 14th August 2o05 but yesterday's post ^^
TV - Lost Episode #22 - Born To Run
Sun : When I was a little girl... I believed that once I found the man I loved, I would be happy... Forever. Kate : Yeah... Me too.
=S and i almost cried ..
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tHe psycHo a.k.a_bLuHdy-HeLL gender_ ... better unknown existed_since 1986 stranded_LaNd of bRokEn dReaMz quote_"Forget Perfect, I'm Trying Not To Be Worthless"
