This really isn't updated daily.
I just wanna make everything starts with a 'D'.
This is just a collection of words, quotes, phrases etc. that I encounter in life, websites, animes, lol etc.
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Thursday, October 27, 2005
THE WHYS OF MEN
it was kinda.. erm.. funny so...~
THE WHYS OF MEN
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? Because they're plugged in to a genius.
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? They don't have enough time.
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? They don't stop to ask for directions.
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? Because their balls fall over their butthole and they vapor lock.
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? So they don't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? He needed a rough draft before He made the final copy.
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? Don't know... it hasn't ever happened.
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
er... im getting lazy. haha
Situation : I had to re-arrange all the button pins on my pencil case becoz Suk Yin bought me a new one from KL as a souvenir. Ary : haha... rearrange until now also haven't done yet ah? Me : haha... of coz lar.. have to adjust every pin worr. Ary : (to Suk Yin) nah, Suk Yin, hae mai lei sui? gau dou Sharon yie ga oi pai goh sai dit 'pin'. Siau Man : hae lor! ching hae wai cho lei yat zek gum geh yeh! Suk Yin : hmm~~ haha, lei dai ngo goh zek gei chut sik~~ (yeah.. the pin she gave me outstand the others in colour) Siau Man : cheh~ lei thai hah~ Sharon yie gah em chi oi phek bin chek ah~ yu goh hae ngo, yat chou cou phek cho lei go zek ler~ (few minutes later) Ary : what this means? (pointing to my TL pin which reads "Arrest Me! I'm a skateboarder!") Me : hurm? er.. means er... (thinks hard) means.. 'zhuk ngo' er... no.. 'lai ngo' Ary : ohh... bei ma da lai goh zek? Me : yaya (glad no need to explain further. I dont want to make her feel bad) Ary : then this leh? skat... Me : skateboarder? er..ppl who rides skateboard. Ary : oO.. how to read again ah? (points at arrest) Me : arrest. Ary : arrest... arrest... haha. why geh? skateboard 'fan fat' geh meh? Me : haha. chou hai em hai, sho yie shin dak yie~ Ary : dak yie...? --" (sweat) Me : ... em tak yie meh... Ary : hurzz... really dunno how to 'yan sheong' ur things. Me : haha... if u know how to 'yan sheong' my things, then i 'yan sheong' you. Teacher suddenly call my name to asnwer her questions!!! XXXX hahaha. so funny. got called by teacher coz talk to Ary. dunno why leh~ i still felt good~ :)
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Monday, October 17, 2005
-- today im free~ so i'll colour.. haha~
Ary : I'll walk with you~ becoz i know Kah Ling didn't come to school... :)
Situation : Referring to Saturday incident. Siau Man : Vanessa sed u that day very 'zik mok' wah~ Ary : huh? who? Siau Man : Vanessa.. Ary : 'zik mok' mai chut gai larhz~ Siau Man : huh? 'chut gai'? not her 'zik nok' lah.. she said you larh. Ary : ??? ohhh...! (paused) no lah.. sharon sin zik mok. ngo em chi gei doh yeh gong~ Me : ?? (obviously surprise that im mentioned) ... no larhz... o_O Siau Man : then why that day u come geh? Me : hurm?? *gulp* Siau Man : that day oh.. Friday oh.. u mai sed dont come, not? Me : ... ya ah... Siau Man : then why u come? Me : *can i not answer?* er.. guess? x_X Ary : (interrupt) arhz.. kui lam zhi pui ngo mah...
Situation : My stupid school badge... Ary : eii, Lee VH, why your badge have blue border geh? Lee : hurm? not all also got ge meh? Ary : mine dint have one ge larhz... yer.. sharon, u leh? see~~ eh? why ur badge jahit like that de??? Me : x_X... my mum jahit one. Ary : sae em sae oh... Me : haizh~ mou bin lerr~ lazy~~ and if not, later will tanggal. Ary : haha. i think u cin cai jahit also nicer than this ^^ Me : haha ... ... Ary : no bah... if jahit like this, later will .. pei(?) [she sed one cantonese word that i dont understand.. coz i never heard b4.. it sounds sumthing like that larh) Me : ??? pei? Ary : ? dun understand ah? I dunno what its called in English leh.. Me : !!! x_X Malay also can ge mah... ( i hate it when ppl think i only understand English. My English not that good lerz.... T_T) Ary : haha. but i also dunno what it is call in Malay~! erm.. how to say lehh.. Lee, you know what its call gah? Tay : (suddenly interrupt) ei, Sharon, u got have the song by Five... Me : ? 5ive? yeah.. wut song? Tay : Five for.. Me : !!! Five For Fighting izzit!!? Superman?? Tay : yayaya! Me : nice horr?? Tay : yeah, superman. and another one called Zero. Me : Zero? Tay : yeah.. another one. (at first i thought he meant another band. but its just another song by the same band) Me : ooo. both also from the series? Tay : yeah~ (while talking, Ary and Lee's conversation i heard in background) Ary : kei sat ngo hou geng goh, reply Sharon dit sms. Lee : hurmz? Ary : coz her English so good. cannot understand x_X Lee : mou ge lah... Sharon em hiu gum ge lah.. ( sumthing tat means me will not look down/ 'sui' ppl who dont understand English that good. And yes. I will not. ) Me : (ends Tay's conversation) ehhh!!! x_x. mou gum gong... Tay : (heard him humming the superman song in background) Ary : haha. i know she try very hard ge lah.. got malay + english + cantonese.. Me : ... no lah.. i usually type like that also.. ( i dun want her to think that i type malay becoz i think that she wont understand english ge lah... but becoz i really speak like that. like chatting style larhz) Ary : .. haha... hae meh? (like not so believe tone)
Situation : er.. 6-D? Ary : ei, Sharon, u like to buy 6-D or not one? Me : er... nupe.........gua.... why..? Ary : haha. then good! they say that ppl that dont like to gamble 6-D, their numbers usually come out one. quick, give me 6 digits! (takes paper!!!) Me : x_X (serious??) er... er... Lee : hurmz.. no ge lerr.. if suddenly ask like that.. cannot think. even if u ask me now, suddenly now.. i also cannot think up what numbers~ ME : (phew...)
Situation : Ary's funny story that she laff all day. haha Ary : I have this friend. One day, she forgot to bring her glasses. Then, as she gets out of a car, her money dropped. It was a RM 1 gold coin. So she wanna pick it up. But actually, the coin dropped and stopped dead on the ground already. (yi ging theng cho ge lor.. mou yuk geh..) But when she ngam ngam wants to pick the coin, suddenly, a cockcroach pass by! Then, becoz she didn't wear glasses, she thought the cockcroach was the RM 1 and chase after the cockcroach! haha. her friends were like.. why are u chasing after a cockcroah?? haha Me : hahaha. hou choi kui mou loh goh sau chuk kui~ Ary : hahahhaa... hou choi kui mou yung goh keok yai chi kui ah!! haha. dim chi ah~ sheong yai chi goh chin, em moi bei kui yuk eh~~ haha Tay : haha. dint bring glasses? hurm~~ this situation so like you geh~~? I know! this friend is actually you right? haha Ary : x_X crazy. If its me, I wont tell lahh! Tay : haha. it is becoz it is you, so u want to tell. So that ppl wont think it is you. Ary : o_O! %*#%&@. ya larhz! hmpp. next time dont tell you guys! (joking tone) (later) Ary : haha. chan hae hou siu. chui chi goh 'gat zat'. hahahaha. she laffs at class suddenly becoz of this. hehe. kinda funny.. + cute
Situation : Today, 15 of our class are absent. Lee (while walking out of the class - it was the end of school) : aihhz~ tmr feel like dun wanna come larhz. hurm~ Sharon, u tmr come or not ah~? Me : ... erm.. yeah.. (i cannot skip sch days ler...) Ary : haha. lei gang hae mou gin goh Sharon geh 'ah ma' ge lak~ chung yim goh ngo ma ah! ^^ Ary talk as if she knows me a lot~ :)
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Saturday, October 15, 2005
Situation : I just arrive at class - 15 minutes late. Me (to Ching Yee) : It's okay.. u can have my seat. Ary : eii~? heh. 'chi dou' dou zhung lei? (laff) Me : ... (T_T) [ makes me look so foolish... especially she dont need my company at all...]
Ary : ei...? you sed you dont come geh... Me : ... ... no ah. ... I sed i come. Ary : ? oOoo? hae meh... ^^
Situation : recess. Ary : hey~ where will you be going? Me : .. class.. u? Ary : (already went out...) Situation 2 : I lay at my table and sleep. Rac & F were just beside me. playing. F : hey, Sharon, got tsunami ah... F (later) : sharon, i love you. hehe Rac : eiii~ cannot! *hits* Me : (pretend not to have heard anything) -Later F went away so I accompany Rac to canteen.. I saw Ary and Ching Yee there..-
Situation : It was Maths II. Im still so sad. I lean back on my chair and head rest on the top it. Close my eyes, and pretend to sleep again. Ary : ei, sharon.. Me : hurz...........?... (turns head lazily) Ary : you today 'bun noi' dont come gah? Me : ... yeah. Ary : then why you come? Me : ... yat wai lei chi gie yat goh yan mah... Ary : haiz.. ngo mai gong cho mou shoeng gon meh.. Me : ... em hae mah... gem wat tat.... Ary : haiyer.. dan hae yu goh Ah Su lei, ngo dou hae chi gie yat goh yan gak~ Me : ... em thung mah.. mou gon...er.. .. Ary : dou mou guan hae geh.. Ah Su dou cho chim pin~ Me : dan hae.. er.... haiz.. (gives up explaining) Ary : mae hae lor... lei thai, gau dou lei yie gah zhi gie yat goh yan lok~ ( you see, now u pula the one alone ) Me : ... ha...ha.... ... -- So ironic horz..? I come to school so that she wont be alone, but i am the one alone instead. ironic... --
Situation : I heard Ary and CY's conversation. Seems like CY had friends problem.. she is often left out. .. so i guess thats why she and Ary can talk.. becoz they feel the same. Then CY sed Monday, her friends dont come.. Ary : ei, sharon, Monday u come to school or not? Me : ... come... becoz... today.. my mum dunno i got school one ge mah.. if monday... cannot dont come larh.. Ary : Ohh... ur mum didn't know... Me : yeah... why? you Monday dont come? Ary : Probably~~ Me : ohh.. ic. (try not to look so sad..)
Situation : After school. Ary ( to Ching Yee) : Bye~... Me (to Ching Yee after Ary already left) : bye... (just so that she knows i dont hate her for making me alone)
--im so hurt today... so sad.. .. if i know, i wouldn't come to school... why am i so stupid... why i think that she will be like me? of coz she wont.. she have friends.. lots of friends.. unlike me... if its me, i'll be alone... but no.. she have friends... I just thought i wanna accompany her... becoz i know it hurts to be alone... but she's not alone... :'(
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Thursday, October 13, 2005
Ary : Xiang, ur maths how much oh~? Tay : 19% only ... Ary : haizz, how dare you, 3 marks higher than me~!? (joking tone)
Situation : Teacher discussing the Maths test's questions. Ary : ei sharon, why like this like that geh. Me : hurm? err.. well.. coz like this eh.. then u had to..er.. do that.. then er.. (@_@) Ary : (interrupt) okay okay. nevermind it. Me : (erm.. looks hurt?) Ary : (continue without noticing while turning to next page) haha, nvm ler~ dont think too much~ 'fai' things also~
Teacher : you guys ar.. only 5 person pass in this class. Science class? Only 8 fail. bla bla.. Ary : haiz.. only 16%... must be the lowest mark in class... Me : (obviously trying to lighten things up but...) er.. well.. not necessary geh... dont say like that eh.. Ary : (smilling that smile)
Situation : me taking out lotsa Fruit Plus blackcurrent flavoured candies from bag and put it on table. Ary : ahhh~ em sai hak hei, em sai hak hei (while taking all the candies and put it on her table) haha
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tHe psycHo a.k.a_bLuHdy-HeLL gender_ ... better unknown existed_since 1986 stranded_LaNd of bRokEn dReaMz quote_"Forget Perfect, I'm Trying Not To Be Worthless"
