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Monday, August 15, 2005
English Lessons?
Ah Kuan suddenly asked me : What means by 'Fucking Hurt'? Situation - Ah Kuan's conversation with her friend (guy) Ah Kuan : How are you and your girlfriend? Guy : Break up already. Sighs.. so fucking hurt. Ah Kuan : Huh? Fuck until hurt? (Fuck dou hou hurt?) haha.. so cute larhz~ =)
Ah Kuan : How to say 'hung' in English? Me : huh? [o_O]er.. girl or boy?( Coz guy's can be called chest mah..) Ah Kuan : Of coz girl's ge larhz! Boys have no 'hung'! Me : haha... (Does she really expect me to say that out loud in the class??) *Looks at her* By the look in her eyes.. i guess it is a yes. She's damn serious! Me :(shy)breast... (as soft as possible) Ah Kuan : oO.. breast... How to spell? (Wows. haha.. then i spelt it for her. Shocking.)
Ah Kuan : Then what is guy's that part call in English? waHH!!! she's really serious eh! o_O Me : er... er.. (sweat).. .. dick..? (obviously too soft until she cant hear) Tay : got many names ge lar.. can say 'cock' also~ <---- My HERO!!! Me : (relaxed a bit) haha.. yeah.. can say dick lar.. cock lar.. penis lar.. Ah Kuan : oOoo... so many eh.. then ash leh? Me : Ash? er.... debu?? (surprised why the topic change to this) Ah Kuan : Then why last time I watch the porn movies, there say ash geh? Me : o_O !! er.. ash... 'h' or 's'? Ah Kuan : oO? ei, Lee Vun Hui, last time tat one movie oh, the 'ash' is 'h' or 's'? Lee : huh? Ash? Malaysian Idol's Ash? *haha* Lee : not 'h' ah.. 's' lar.... it's 'ass'. Ah Kuan : oOoo.. see wrongly gua. Tay : Hey, you know or not? At the place where Siau Man got her tattoo eh.. there got a poster. The poster is a picture of a cock ( real cock.. as in not boy's body part). And then the cock has pierced earrings and stuffs. Then I was like wondering what is with the picture... until i figured out that they have services to pierce body parts! - which is non other than the guy's private part! (Actually he is laughing so hard while he's saying it that until tat is all I can make out of his words) Me : ... oo.. pierce there.. who see leh? Tay : .. dunno... hahaha (laffing away) (Haha.. damn weird lah.. pierce there, painful and no one knows beside themselves also. haha. weird world.)
Situation - Was talking about those chinese proverbs thingy. Example : Yan San Yan Hoi ( People Mountain People Sea?) haha.. Meaning : Many people. Tay : haaa... Those people from long long time ago oh, so clever eh? Can create these 4 words sayings~ Shuk Yin : Clever? Stupid lah! Need to use so long words to express what they want! This proves that they dunno how to express themselves! (in an imitating voice) Berdasarkan eksperimen ini, saya membuat kesimpulan bahawa orang zaman dulu adalah sangat buduh! Tak tahu macam mana 'biu dat chi gi'! (hahaha... aint that true also? haha)
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tHe psycHo a.k.a_bLuHdy-HeLL gender_ ... better unknown existed_since 1986 stranded_LaNd of bRokEn dReaMz quote_"Forget Perfect, I'm Trying Not To Be Worthless"
