This really isn't updated daily.
I just wanna make everything starts with a 'D'.
This is just a collection of words, quotes, phrases etc. that I encounter in life, websites, animes, lol etc.
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Thursday, October 27, 2005
THE WHYS OF MEN
it was kinda.. erm.. funny so...~
THE WHYS OF MEN
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? Because they're plugged in to a genius.
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? They don't have enough time.
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? They don't stop to ask for directions.
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? Because their balls fall over their butthole and they vapor lock.
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? So they don't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? He needed a rough draft before He made the final copy.
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? Don't know... it hasn't ever happened.
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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tHe psycHo a.k.a_bLuHdy-HeLL gender_ ... better unknown existed_since 1986 stranded_LaNd of bRokEn dReaMz quote_"Forget Perfect, I'm Trying Not To Be Worthless"
